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Flight-attendant Comedian


Some of the comedians stand up and do their jobs, so they are called stand-up comedians. Some of them do their jobs while are comedians. This is part of my experience with a  flight-attendatnt comedians(1).

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- We have found a wallet, please check yours .... now that I have your attention, please pay attention to the following rules ... Turn off your cell phones, iphones, blackberries, blueberries, roseberries ...

- In case of emergency put your masks .. blah blah ... Those of you who travel with kids, ... what the heck have you though with yourselves? ... please put your masks first and then help your children.

- We are landing ... if you have a connection with our airline, please check the monitors to find the direction to your next flights. If your connection is with another airline, we simply don't care!

(1) with Southwest
ps. photo from Internet.

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Ozayn گفت...

Perhaps, it has something to do with the gravity.