۱۳۸۷ آبان ۶, دوشنبه

Did you smile?

It is always good to have a smile on your face, every smiling face looks more beautiful ...


(photo from here)


but sometimes you should rethink before smiling! To find out why, take a step by step look at my scanning of a random girl in the bus:

1) She has a ring, the ring looks strange and cheap. Anyways, it means she is married.

2) She is writing with her left hand! Woooow, she is lefty.

3) A rainbow on her T-shirt!!! Ooooo, she is gay! smiling to yourself :) so, she may not be married "like what we have in our country"(1).




4) Looking at her T-shirt again: "Smile! if you're gay". Trying to stop your smile :-) -----> :-|

(photo from here)
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Quiz:
"To smile or not to smile?", ...
a- shows your sexual orientation.
b- is your personal preference.
c- you are born this way.
d- if you chose none of the above, then say "YES" on proposition 8.

I think if scientists prove that:
- your sexual orientation is not just your personal preference and you are born the way you are
AND
- people do not catch their sexual orientation from each other

then there will be no need to ask people to vote on a matter like this.
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(1) Ahmadinejad: “In Iran, we don't have homosexuals like in your country."

۱۳۸۷ مهر ۲۹, دوشنبه

What a good audience!


After clergies, dentists have the highest potential to get talkative. I suppose that's the benefit of having mouth closed/wide-open audience.

چیستان

توضیح ضروری: تصاویر تزيینی هستند

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چیست آن؟ ...

که با دستگرمی آغاز می شود




و با سرگرمی ادامه می یابد



گاهی چیزی جز یک دلگرمی واهی نیست



اما اگر واقعا خوش شانس باشید می شه با پشت گرمی اش آینده رو ساخت


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PS. Pics all from Internet.