Flight-attendant Comedian

Some of the comedians stand up and do their jobs, so they are called stand-up comedians. Some of them do their jobs while are comedians. This is part of my experience with a  flight-attendatnt comedians(1).

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- We have found a wallet, please check yours .... now that I have your attention, please pay attention to the following rules ... Turn off your cell phones, iphones, blackberries, blueberries, roseberries ...

- In case of emergency put your masks .. blah blah ... Those of you who travel with kids, ... what the heck have you though with yourselves? ... please put your masks first and then help your children.

- We are landing ... if you have a connection with our airline, please check the monitors to find the direction to your next flights. If your connection is with another airline, we simply don't care!

(1) with Southwest

ps. photo from Internet.

Last day of work

... In the last day of your work, the answer to this question with no hesitation will be a big YES!

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This program is still running. Are you sure you want to quit?

YES / NO
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what about this one?
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The company is still running. Are you sure you want to quit?

YES /NO / REMIND ME LATER (I'm going back to school)
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Being Thankful

What is better than not having something and being happy for ...
What is worse than having something and being thankful for that...

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The only person has ever told me that I have a beautiful smile was a poor old man - who did not have one of his front teeth.

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What is better than not having something and being happy for who does?
What is worse than having something and being thankful for that in front of who does not?



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photo: from here

18 years ago, today

(Google's first day of summer logo)

18 years ago, today, 40,000 people of Gilan, Iran lost their last chance of experiencing another 1st days of summer, forever. This number could be higher if FIFA 1990 soccer games were not in session when the earthquake happened in midnight.

3/14

"One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything."
-- Oscar Wilde

My birthday is exactly 100 years after Einstein's birthday.

Oops! please don't google "Einstein wiki".

PS. Today, March 14 is also called Pi-Day!



Source of the image: here + paint + one of the famous photos of Einstein. I hope the lady in the original photo and Einstein don't mind this photo edition.