Free will

Not following your heart is not a benefit of the free will, it may be a form of Masochism. 

Love and Logic

Love has no logic. But if it had, it was a fuzzy logic.

Change

image from here

We can always redefine who we are; we just need to know ourselves first.

Not in Law

- My boyfriends's sister's boyfriends is ...

- You mean your brother not in law?

Christmass

"In a Christmas day, there are two types of creatures in the streets: Dogs & International students.",
Here is the dog and the photo is taken by an international student.

PS. Photo is taken by a friend on last year's Chrismass day.

Dead Line

To meet the deadline you may need to bend the life line.

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And it gets worse when you have to do it all in the shortest day and staying all night up in the longest night of the year.

Being Human Being (II)

(picture from Matrix movie)

Made by other human beings, by definition, human beings are artificial;
Needless to say, animals are not.

I'm stuffed.

a real pumpkin pie.

Today is the food appreciation day. Turkey, pumpkin pie, gravy, mashed potato, ... faloodeh, baghlava ...

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Today is the day "turkeys come first" ... in getting stuffed.  Then it's our turn to get stuffed by the stuffed turkeys. 

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I have food. I eat more to show I am thankful. 

You don't have food, then eat less to show you are not thankful.

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Tomorrow is another day. Tomorrow is Black Friday....Tomorrow is the shopping appreciation day. 

Flight-attendant Comedian

Some of the comedians stand up and do their jobs, so they are called stand-up comedians. Some of them do their jobs while are comedians. This is part of my experience with a  flight-attendatnt comedians(1).

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- We have found a wallet, please check yours .... now that I have your attention, please pay attention to the following rules ... Turn off your cell phones, iphones, blackberries, blueberries, roseberries ...

- In case of emergency put your masks .. blah blah ... Those of you who travel with kids, ... what the heck have you though with yourselves? ... please put your masks first and then help your children.

- We are landing ... if you have a connection with our airline, please check the monitors to find the direction to your next flights. If your connection is with another airline, we simply don't care!

(1) with Southwest

ps. photo from Internet.

Once upon a time

Today I'm going to tell you the story of this painting of mine. To be more accurate three stories ...

Story 1:

Once upon a time, in this random double sunny day, the bald Mr Sun was thinking how to start a conversation with the perfect Miss Sunshine after seeing her 24/7 for many years(1).  If a "What a sunny day!" would be appropriate to start with?

- If Miss sunshine's idea of Mr. Sun is not positive, let her wait for another 5 billion years and become a red giant.

- FYI: Mr. Sun has not made his mind yet.

Story 2:

Mrs. Mobydick, wife of Mr. Mobydick, is concerned if her new baby shows that she has cheated on Mr. Mobydick. 

- what's your idea? Does it show? Thanks God the baby is still a mammal. 

- Let's hope the crazy and dangerous Mr. Mobydick  will not find out.

Story 3:

An invisible man is coming back after climbing the mount. 

- Sorry that the third story was not that exciting. I had to mention it as it was happening the same day.

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Question: Isn't it artistic to have three stories in just one picture? 

If yes, I can add more stories of some invisible creatures to make it more artitstic. 

If no, I don't have to fabricate the above mentioned stories. Thank you.

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(1) "year" in Earth system.

PS. If you are wondering what those palm trees are on the whale, you remember Sindbad camping on a whale? this is that kind of whale!!