Lefty is Flirty

I am a lefty and I like lefties!

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... when you don't know which one to select and the the lefty shines and wins your heart .

Jon Stewart

Stephen Colbert

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... when the lefty may not be the smartest yet is the loveliest.

Butters

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... when the mirror not only reflects "you" but also "you" enhanced!
(this is true when you are right-handed; otherwise the mirror completely ruins you image.)

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and ... when I'd better shut up about loving lefties!

Mccain

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PS1. when things are wrrrrrrong!!

Source of the images: all from internet!

Se7en Sins

seven sins ...
and
seven sins

Which one do you like more?


Source of the 1st image: Nowrouz 1385, taken in my friend's place.
Source of the 2nd image: an official photo of movie seven

3/14

"One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she'll tell anything."
-- Oscar Wilde

My birthday is exactly 100 years after Einstein's birthday.

Oops! please don't google "Einstein wiki".

PS. Today, March 14 is also called Pi-Day!



Source of the image: here + paint + one of the famous photos of Einstein. I hope the lady in the original photo and Einstein don't mind this photo edition.

Jesus, No Fat, Zero Colorie!

PS1. Although I am not a big fan of chocolate, after reading this I felt a strong desire to go out and get a hot cocoa and I did (Damn it, I was supposed to go out and get some source of comfort instead!!!).

PS2. Of course there are many ways to get connected to God. Judaism, Christianity, Islam, ..., Chocolate, Ice cream and many more ... but I'd rather the mix ones like Jews for Jesus, chocolate for ice cream, etc.

PS3. Jews for Jesus? It smells a little bit fishy but it seems to be for real.

Source of the images: I got the brochure on campus months ago. The address and URL of the publishers are available on th photos.

em rof yrtnuoc on si erehT
tfel ot thgir gnitirw tub srettel nital gnisu ma I
?tsol I mA





PS.: I just discovered Leonardo Da Vinci has also used this style; of course for different reasons.

Source of the first image: Here + paint
Source of the second image: Here + paint

International Conference on LipoSynthesis

What is wrong here?

a) my eyes
b) fat computer scientists
c) the paper review is not blind
d) either all or none

PS. Here is the valid link to the original conference.

Valentine's Day

Another Valentine's day... and like many other years Nobody loves me.
It is not only that. Actually, Everybody loves me, too, but I'd rather Somebody.


somebody: "Who is Somebody?"
me: "everybody but Everybody."

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PS:. Inspired by the story of Odyssey.

... telling the Cyclops (Polyphemus) that his name is "Nobody", then escaping after blinding Polyphemus. When queried by other Cyclopes about why he is screaming, Polyphemus replies that "Nobody" is hurting him, and with that, it sounds as if nobody is hurting him.

Russell's Paradox

I am lying.

source of the image: Drawing Hands by M. C Escher

Myth or Reality?

I admire God's amazing creation of Man more and more when I remember he (the man) found his way to the moon in the era of 8-bit micro processors.

source of the image: here

Anybody needs babysitting on a deadline? I'm available ...

Acknowledgment- We wish to thank Marek Karpinski and Richard Kenyon for fruitful discussions, and the second author wishes to thank Oded Schramm for babysitting on May 4.

Reference: "A Randomized Approximation Scheme for Metric MAX-CUT", W. Fernandez de la Vega, Claire Kenyon

source of the image: here