The Green Theorem

Theorem: Not voting = to voting to Ahmadinejad.

On June 12th, it was proved that:

NOT ONLY

BUT ALSO

Voting and Not voting to Ahmadinejad = Voting to Ahmadinejad.

pic: from the web (Not voting equals to voting to Ahmadinejad)

Why Not?

هاشمی رو روی برگه رای نوشتم و انداختم. دفعه اولی بود که حس کردم دست خطم خیلی بچه مدرسه ایه.، که البته بود

برای اون یکی رای، پرسیدم حالا چی میشه "نه" رو بندازیم؟

هیس مامان، الان میگن اینا ضد انقلابن -

image from here

What will happen next?

.اون روز 14 خرداد امتحان دینی ثلث سوممون لغو شد

به جای خوشحالی از اینکه امتحان نداریم، با نابوری فکر میکردم پس تکلیف اون "خدایا، خدایا تا انقلاب مهدی خمینی رو نگهدار" که رو دیوار مدرسه نوشته چی می شه؟

بعد یه مدت مساله اینطوری حل شد: خدایا خدایا تا انقلاب مهدی از نهضت خمینی محافظت بفرما! خامنه ای رهبر به لطف خود نگهدار

اون موقع 5 سال از 1984 گذشته بود، الان 25 سال گذشته. دوست دارم بدونم تکلیف این یکی شعار چطوری معلوم میشه. فقط نگو که منتظر انقلاب مهدی بمونم

PS. picture from here

Camel or Horse?

The last straw is breaking my camel's back. Time to convert to a horse?

For Noisy People

This must be what paradise is like;  So quiet in here without you...

Reference: Song lyrics

The Road

Life is like a one way road. You may not turn around as you'll crash.

Just go ahead if you are happy with the scenary or look for the next exit.

Forgive

Let's just don't forget that forgiveness of one does not equal to innocense of the other.

What a good audience!

After clergies, dentists have the highest potential to get talkative. I suppose that's the benefit of having mouth closed/wide-open audience.

Trust

Don't trust a thing you cannot throw out the window, esp. if you live in a state with death penalty. 

PS. original quote: Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. Steve Wozniak

30

Lucille Ball says: "The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."

And you know what? It was my birthday today and I told everybody I'm turning 30. Between you and me, I'm just 21.

My last year's bday post.