Piero Milani: "Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own?"

× نسخه بومی:

تهمینه میلانی: چرا پول بلیط سینما بدم وقتی میتونم خودم برای خودم فیلم بسازم؟

Lamps with AA batteries

به حول و قوّه الهی برم چراغای رابطه رو روشن کنم.

"We have deep depth!"

I was told my heart is made of ice...and I could not agree more!
If you are not deep enough, you can only see the tip of an iceberg.

 







title: Yogi Berra
photo: internet

Refills are cheap

The bitter truth about seeing a good movie for the first time is that
you are losing your chance for seeing that movie for the first time
again.

p.s.: This holds true about people.

"We're doomed!"

If I knew how to flirt, my name was Flirtacia.

title: Glum, Gulliver's Travels

But thanks god we have cemetery close by

امروز هم مسير خانه به كار و هم مسير كار به زايشگاه را گم كردم...

پ.ن. ١. حيف كه ديگه نميرم دانشگاه، وگرنه جمله وزن و قافيه بهتري ميداشت.

F-word & S-word: lost in translation

حروف کلمات گافدار

Genre

"You don't want to love and you refuse to be loved. But you just love the idea of love."

-- The man who loved women

Step by step guide to make eye contact, for dummies

اگر فردی خجالتی هستید ابتدا با یک چشم شروع کنید.

* از رهنمودهای "اُذَین" علیهاسلام به پیروانش

photo: internet

"It gets late early out there!"

درس روز:

هميشه زودتر از آني كه فكر كني دير ميشود.

هميشه هم كه نه... فقط اون وقتايي كه فكر ميكني فرصتش هميشه هست...

title: Yogi Berra